Ok so this morning before I set off to work and leave through my front door I look down to see a pie filled with nothing more than human feces! I look across the little courtyard into my neighbors door and they had one on their door step too! This is disgusting!I had to get my husband to dispose of it! Who does that? Anyone else have this happen to you? 

My first thought is the book The Help. That's really nasty. 

You didn't take a DNA sample? *G* 

No I didnt I didnt even want to touch it and unless this person is in the police records of an offender I'm sure it would be hard to find them! 

Where do you live? Did you make one of your neighbors mad? That is really gross. 

Can't say i've ever had that happen.

Do you own a dog? I know in the past i had a neighbor that would constantly let his dog poop on my other neighbors grass and wouldn't pick it up so one day my neighbor got fed up with it and picked it all up in a grocery bag and launched it on the dog owners back porch with a note attached saying "if you own a dog pick up after it because if i have to again the next bag gets thrown on your car".


Could be kids too, i know we get ring and run kids and stuff like that maybe some got bored and gave everyone dog poop pies?

If it was human though....damn. 

I am in tears laughing right now. What is up with people these days. That is something that happens in the movies! Hahaha. No offense at all to you, I would be livid. I am in shock. 

how do you know its human? 

how do you know its human? 

That was my biggest question... LOL 

how do you know its human?

That was my biggest question... LOL


Alright, listen up, people. Our fugitive has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is the mystery pie pooper. Go get him 

how do you know its human?

by the smell right? 

by the smell right?

really? we have a dog but ive never been on poop detail - ever! told hubby & the kids when we got him there is one thing i will never do and i havent 

There is a difference in appearance between human poop and dog poop. It will also smell different. Varies on the diet of the dog and human, but you can generally tell the difference between the two.

OP, I've had it happen when I lived in LA for a few years. I lived in a bad area and not only would the bums poo everywhere, but so would these stupid teenagers. They would go around pooing on doorsteps, lighting poo on fire on the doorstep, etc.

If you live in an apartment or condo complex, notify the Manager or if you live in a housing track, notify the Homeowners Association? Local Police? Good luck, OP. 

I don't own a dog. I know the difference between my poop and dog poop, I've had dogs in the past. I would like to think it's my neighbor but as much of a drama PIG of a wife she is I highly doubt it was her or anyone in the neighborhood. We are new so no one hates us lol! Oh well I'm over it. It was kind of funny. Maybe some teenagers for poops and giggles!