Your husband has said to you when he wanted to get laid? My husband just asked me and I just told him that he "didn't deserve" sex, his response, "oh baby, but you do". Lmfao. Needless to say, we can't get to round 2 cause I died laughing. 

Let me put my hotdog in your bun....s.....


I have never been so uncomfortable...hahahah 

"But babe we have done it in x amount of days."

LOL sounds like mine.. and tehn my response.. well guess you are gonna go that same amount of days without any huh? LOL 

"Babe, put my d*ck in your mouth"

WOW LMAO 

Let me stuff your teddy bear... 

"Wanna go upstairs?"
"Babe, can I get it in?"
"When are you going to let me hit it?"
"Pssst, babe...*looks up to the ceiling indicating the bedroom*"
"Babe, put my d*ck in your mouth" 


Are we married to the same man? He always also just says "Can we just go fu*k or what" 

"oh baby, but you do".

This is a win lol. 

Probably. You're probably his WoW wife. I know that SOB has to have one. 



Hell to the no. I refuse to be associated with that forsaken game. 

"Babe, put my d*ck in your mouth"

"Give me my steak first a$$hole" 

"Babe, put my d*ck in your mouth"

"Give me my steak first a$$hole"

LMAO HAHAHAHHA i just spit out my water 

During a fight he always says "take your f*ckin panties off." 

Probably. You're probably his WoW wife. I know that SOB has to have one.

Lmao, Betty, I think you and I both have a problem. I swear my husband has one of those too. 

mine copies lines from Austin Powers and it's the hugest turn off ever! I can't seem to get this through his head. 

Probably. You're probably his WoW wife. I know that SOB has to have one.

You lost yours to WoW. I lost mine to Angry Birds. 

mine copies lines from Austin Powers and it's the hugest turn off ever! I can't seem to get this through his head

Omg you poor thing!!!! Haha!!! 

Bump, anybody else? 

My husband hates when i watch Jersey shore but i know he secretly watches it when its on because one night when we were in bed he said " hey babe are you DTF tonight" haha.I almost peed my undies. 

Let me stuff your teddy bear... 


that reminds me of that one thread awhile back lol 

"oh baby, but you do". Lmfao. Needless to say, we can't get to round 2 cause I died laughing

lmao